Nov 26, 2019

Black Friday Porn Deals 2019

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It’s Black Friday at Coupons again! We have some sizzling hot deals to make your holiday season very merry indeed! Make sure you take self-care into your own hands, so to speak, by claiming one of these amazing, limited-time porn deals. 

When is Black Friday? 

This year, Thanksgiving falls on Thursday, November 28th.  This means that, the next day, November 29rd, 2019 is Black Friday.  That also means that Cyber Monday falls on December 2nd.

Black Friday: A Brief History

Black Friday is the biggest shopping day for retailers in the United States. It was so named because it is the day when many stores’ made enough sales that their ledgers went from red to black. As far back as 1952, the day after Thanksgiving has been regarded as the unofficial start of the Christmas shopping season for retailers across the United States, though the term Black Friday wasn’t first applied until 1961. 

Black Friday has become more and more important to retailers as the years have passed. Surprisingly, it didn’t actually become the busiest shopping day in the US until 2005, though inaccurate news reports have been fond of calling it that since the 90s. Retailers have been driving this by offering increasingly huge discounts. They’ve also started opening earlier and earlier on Black Friday to extend the shopping day, with many big box stores now making the controversial decision to open their doors at midnight.  

The idea is that many families are still together and have an extra day off work after Thanksgiving. Many choose to do their Christmas shopping together on that day, making it a huge day for retailers, restaurants, and movie theatres. It’s a huge day for the economy in general. 

Black Friday Goes International

The US is such a driving force in retail, that Black Friday sales have spread around the world. Countries such as Canada, the UK, Germany, Australia, and Brazil see huge shopping spikes on Black Friday and countries all over the world offer huge Black Friday savings to their customers.  

The Dark Side of Black Friday

However, all is not merry and bright when it comes to Black Friday. Hordes of holiday shoppers charge stores in hopes of snagging deeply discounted goodies, often creating literal stampedes! Each year, we can now expect people to be injured or even killed during Black Friday Sales events.   

Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday is one way to snag some awesome deals without elbowing your way through the local Walmart. It boosts the economy without forcing retail workers to endure Black Friday crowds at unreasonable hours. You don’t have to worry about the greenhouse emissions caused by circling a parking lot for over an hour, and you don’t have to hear your dad screaming at the black BMW that just cut him off. 

Cyber Monday is convenient for consumers because they don’t have to leave their homes. It’s good for retailers because they don’t have to deal with angry customers in person, or pay for extra security and overtime workers. It also allows online-only businesses to get in on the action.     

That’s Where We Come In

Coupons.XXX is obviously not like Target or Best Buy. We don’t have physical brick-and-mortar-locations. We don’t have employees who are pulled away from their families to ring you up. We exist solely in cyberspace. We aren’t even a US-based company, though we do have several American employees (including yours truly). 

That doesn’t mean we plan to sit out the biggest shopping day of the year. We offer our biggest discounts of the year for Black Friday/Cyber Monday, and you can shop them without the guilt (and inconvenience) of participating in the panicked charge associated with traditional Black Friday shopping. 

Our Deals

We’re offering deep discounts on over a dozen porn deals! Most deals offer between 50-75% off the normal price of these premium porn memberships. Some are even higher!

You can get 60% off Perv Mom, featuring some of the hottest MILFs in porn. We’ll be offering 56% off a lifetime membership to the DDF Network with its hot collection of premium porn, erotica, and hardcore scenes. You could even save 83% off the Team Skeet Network, which includes 28 different porn sites for the price of one! You can shop our complete list of Black Friday Porn Deals now

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The Bottom Line 

This Black Friday, when you’re done arguing with your racist Uncle Bertrum, have spent the day dodging stampeding soccer fighting over the last Nintendo Switch for 100 miles, and are exhausted from the 2 hours wait for mediocre food at the Cheesecake Factory, remember to snag a deal for yourself. Coupons.XXX has the hottest porn deals any time of the year, but we go all out with our biggest, brightest, shiniest discounts for Black Friday. So happy holidays from the Coupons team, and good luck out there!