The Secret to Fuck Buddy Finder Sites

Find fuckbuddy sites are very, very popular nowadays. You don't have to be a horny college dude who can't get any action to appreciate what fuck buddy finder websites bring to the table.

 

Make no mistake about it, online dating in general and free sex sites particularly have changed tremendously with the rise of mobile dating apps like Tinder. Back in the day, for you to go on a date, you have to basically dish out bullshit. You have to like each other looks to such a degree that you go out on a sex date.

 

You crack jokes, you entertain her, and then you go out on another date. You crack jokes, and maybe she would give you a kiss on the cheek. You keep repeating this shit and spending all your hard-earned money until, maybe, during the fifth date, she'd suck your dick. Or at least, nibble on the tip. Keep that shit up until maybe, on the tenth date, she's fucking rocking you and you're taking her doggy style.

 

If you are rolling your eyes and laughing and chuckling and holding your sides in laughter, you are absolutely correct, my friend. I just basically went back in time with you. That was the way dating used to be.

 

Thanks to the fucking rise of the iPhone, all that shit basically changed, at least in the United States and certain parts of Europe. Now, you just go on a mobile dating app like Tinder or some even more sex-based apps and you keep swiping until you get a match, exchange some bullshit messages and, boom, it's on.

 

We're talking on. I mean, no need to fucking talk about your childhood or lie about liking arts and crafts and Anne Hathaway movies. Fuck all that shit. It's all about, do you have the cock for her pussy? And, I don't know about you, but to me, that's probably one of the most liberating things about sex dating.

 

I mean, for guys who are into this type of thing, it's the most amazing thing possible because it dispenses with all bullshit. We just go straight to what fucking matters, which is fucking. And that's what I love about the find a fuckbuddy site. They really get down to business.

 

All the people who make profiles there only have one agenda. They're not looking for damsels in distress, they're not looking for women to save, they're not looking for knights in shining armor, they're not looking for a "good guy" who comes from a "good" family. Fuck all that. They're looking for sex on a regular basis, a sex partner.

 

And that's why most guys who go to these website flat out fail because they don't know how to fucking act. They don't know what to expect. And all the old assumptions and expectations that they had with offline dating or traditional dating, they carry with them and they end up failing again and again.

 

None of this shit is a surprise. Think about it, if you have a round hole and you insist on using a square peg to put in that round hole, chances are, it's not going to fit. It doesn't matter how much time people give you, it's just not going to happen. You might even injure yourself trying to make it fit. Do you see how this works?

 

Believe me, when I first tried the high-quality fuckbuddy finder site www.findafuckbuddy.net, that was exactly my experience because I was saying the wrong things to the wrong women to produce all the wrong results time after time, all day, every fucking day.

 

Finally, something clicked because, let's get one thing out of the way, failure gets old really quickly. How many times do you have your emotional nuts stepped on and smashed until you finally get the clue? Well, I finally got the clue. I discovered the secret of finding fuckbuddy sites.

 

The secret is actually broken down into 3 rules. First, don't care about what she thinks. That's the number one rule. If you're going to be sending out all these messages trying to hook up, trying to get her to message you back, don't fuck with what they think. If they think you're a jerk if they think you look like a pile of shit, move the fuck on.

 

Don't take emotional ownership of that shit. Don't let that hold you back and drag you down. If you let this become an emotional exercise, the find fuckbuddy sites are going to be an ordeal for you. It really would be nothing more than a self-inflicted wound. Don't do it.

 

Rule number two, the secret to finding a fuckbuddy site is not necessarily looking good. I mean, if you saw me, I looked like Steve Buscemi. If you don't know what Steve Buscemi looks like, Google him on Google Images, but let me warn you in advance, do it while you're not drinking any kind of liquid because you might just blow your drink through your nose. That's what I look like.

 

I look like Steve Buscemi. I'm Italian-American, I'm pretty scrawny, but thankfully, I have a fucking 12-inch cock, but that's another confessional. So anyway, don't focus on your looks. Remember, you're not here to prove anything. You're just here to find pussy. Those are two totally different things. Those two activities are on two totally different tracks.

 

Most guys don't get this. They think that they have to be somebody they're not. They feel that, in a way, they approach the find fuckbuddy sites like they're fucking applying for a job. That's not going to work. So focus on getting pussy.

 

Number three, give her the experience she's looking for. The chicks who fucking join find a fuckbuddy sites are not "normal chicks." Normal chicks fucking range in their sexual expectations. Some chicks, when it comes time to fuck, they basically just nibble on your dick, like kiss the tip several times and they call that night. I mean, that's the way they do it. Other chicks would rock your world.

 

However, the women on finding a fuckbuddy site, they rock your world. They have fucked many guys before, so don't worry about that. Worry about your sexual performance because if they're ready, willing, and eager to rock your world, you must be ready, willing, and eager to give them what they're looking for.

 

So all these lessons fucking just hit me like a ton of bricks when I met this girl, Caren. I know that the moment I saw her name with the name Caren spelled with a C, I knew she was on the crazy, sexy side. By crazy sexy, I'm talking about a woman who gets crazy during sex. I know that there was something there.

 

Sure enough, we met at a McDonald's. I made the fucking mistake of eating a burger with onions, so the whole time we were fucking, I was smelling of onions. Believe me, after that experience, whenever I smell onions, I think back to that memory. So not necessarily a bad thing, right?

 

So anyway, I made sure that she got the experience she came for. At the very least, I fucked her in at least 8 different positions each time.

 

So there were two things happening. First, she obviously wanted to fuck several times. This means that I have to fuck, cum, get hard again, and fuck her again. If you're a normal dude, you know how difficult it is because, unlike women who can cum back to back, guys have to rest a little bit. So I had to fucking take a lot of zinc supplements, vitamin C, and vitamin E to level my game up.

 

Second, I had to also fuck her in many different directions. This is where the Kama Sutra comes in handy. If you want to truly please the ladies in bed, you need to download that book. I mean, a lot of that shit is fucking experimental shit. I mean, like the wheelbarrow position, come on, dude. I mean, how practical is that?

 

Look at all the positions that are practical and just do it to her, man. And she would thank you for it because chances are, you would have fucked her in a way that other guys that she has banged in the past or is currently banging can't do. At least you come off as sexually imaginative and this increases the likelihood that she not only would call you back to fuck you again but might even invite her friends.

 

So do yourself a big favor and overcome your fear of online adult dating. Understand the 3 factors that I laid out in this confessional so you can fully understand the secrets of success at fuckbuddy finder sites.