Nov 22, 2017

Justice League grabs justice by the balls (literally)

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It is not the first time MEN.com has released a porn parody to a superhero movie ahead of the movie itself. This time around while we wait for the glamorous premiere of the real Jason Momoa muscle torso, there is a pretty fine, though obviously lacking the irresistible locks, replacement - François Sagat. While Johnny Rapid, Men’s exclusive star reoccurs in his role as the Flash, I must say I’d take Brandon Cody over Topher DiMaggio in the role of Superman any day. Ryan Bones seems like ideal choice of Batman, Trenton Ducati never did it convincing enough, but it is hard to overlook the fact that for the lack of POC actors in MEN’s collection, Cyborg has been replaced with Green Lantern, portrayed by who else than Colby Keller (who has more scenes on MEN than most of exclusive models).

The highlight of the trailer itself is the appearance by Ru’Paul’s very own drag superstar Manila Luzon in a very feminine role of Wonder Woman, and as expected in a dramatic and entertaining performance. While we talk about the D list stars, it is worthy to mention a brief appearance of a youtuber, Davey Wavey. I doubt those two will give us anything NSFW, but it will all be revealed on Black Friday, when the scene premieres. Until then, we leave you with the trailer for the scene, and you tell us do you think this movie, as much as it will be terrible in terms of plot, acting, effects, will make more money than the real Justice League movie. It sure has an advance of earlier release.

You must admit this is some badass parody, not only featuring a Drag superstar, but three out of 13 MEN’s exclusive models. That tells you the fucking will definitely be better than the “movie” part, as these boys sure know how to give each other good times.

 

DISCUSSION: What do you think about new Superman and Batman actors? Looking forward to see the movie? Comment below: